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Hi Everybody,

Sometime back someone had told me that they had almost gotten into some kind of trouble while reading my blog.

Although I do not advocate anyone reading my blog while at school, at work, or anywhere in between when their not supposed to be reading it, I went on a world wide search for a remedy to that problem.

I searched in places near, far, narrow, wide, high, low, wet, dry, and I even turned over several large rocks in my quest for a solution.

Then I got lucky! I *accidental of course* Just happened to stumble across a *shudders* porn site that had this little red thingy blinking at me that said 'Panic Button' on it.

First I scanned it with my handy dandy link scanner, and when it came back clean I clicked on it, and Wa-la! I was looking at a bunch of musical instruments.

Shit I thought that that was the cat's meow so I threw a bag over it's head, blog-napped the shit out of it, and drug it kicking, and screaming back to my blog.

Then I worked tirelessly on it for days until I finally figured out how to get the damned thing to work correctly on my blog.

Then being all proud of myself I started posting it on each of my posts so that people could make a quick 'exit, stage right' or whatever should they ever find themselves in sudden need of a trapdoor to get out of Dodge.

So there I am; all happy with myself until I got a heart breaking note from one of my readers lamenting the fact that they had just gotten into trouble, not because they had been caught reading my blog, but because they had had to make an emergency getaway, hit the panic button, and then gotten into trouble for looking at musical instruments. 

They suggested that I should have had my panic button pointing at Google.

So being the concensious, concerned host that I am, I got my ass into gear re-working my panic button.

I have just finished referbushing all of my panic buttons, and now have them all aimed at Google.

Well at least I hope that I got them all changed, but if you happen to find one that does not shoot you over to Google I would appreciate it if you would bring it to my attention so that I can re-direct it.

♥ Wendy